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- [Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/site-root.html): The original since 2003. Snarky cross stitch kits, patterns and supplies for the modern crafter. Mind your fingers! (750 words)

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- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "political" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/political/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (530 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "feminist" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/feminist/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (435 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "Qrcodes" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/qrcodes/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (369 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "halloween" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/halloween/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (683 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "quotes" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/quotes/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (776 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "covid" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/covid/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (381 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "holidays" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/holidays/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (813 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "fucks" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/fucks/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (784 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "memes" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/memes/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (370 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "clean" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/clean/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (842 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "collaborations" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/collaborations/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (421 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "cocktails" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/cocktails/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (433 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "christmas" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/christmas/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (863 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "cards" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/cards/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (472 words)
- [PDF: Bite Me (bat) – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/pdf-bite-me-bat/index.html): The original since 2003. Snarky cross stitch kits, patterns and supplies for the modern crafter. Mind your fingers! (527 words)
- [PDF: Halloween - I've Got Mad Skulls – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/pdf-halloween-ive-got-mad-skulls/index.html):       (521 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "bookmarks" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/bookmarks/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (351 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "miscellaneous" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/miscellaneous/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (755 words)
- [PDF: Stab! Stab! Stab! – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/pdf-stab-stab-stab/index.html): Sometimes it's not easy and that's when cross stitch helps! (556 words)
- [PDF: Glow-in-the-dark cat eyes say Go Away! – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/pdf-glow-cat-eyes/index.html): Halloween is all about spooky kittehs. This one is designed to glow in the dark just in case they didn't get the message in the light of day (buy glow-in-the-dark thread!).     (572 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "blanks" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/blanks/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (645 words)
- [PDF: I Like Spooky Things by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/pdf-i-like-spooky-things-by-mr-stevers/index.html): Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog. You'll need some glow-in-the-dark floss for this one! (577 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "bloggess" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/bloggess/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (352 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "baby" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/baby/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (543 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "free" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/free/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (662 words)
- [PDF: Every Day Is Halloween: Bat – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/pdf-every-day-is-halloween-bat/index.html): Stitch the eyes with glow-in-the-dark thread for extra spookiness! Design area size on 14-count material: 4" x 5.8"; this piece fits best in our 5" x 7" frame. (560 words)
- [PDF: Is It Halloween Yet? – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/pdf-is-it-halloween-yet/index.html): The original since 2003. Snarky cross stitch kits, patterns and supplies for the modern crafter. Mind your fingers! (538 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "classics" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/classics/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (777 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "badgrammar" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/badgrammar/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (409 words)
- [Curses #@%&!! – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/curses/index.html): Secret passive-aggressive code for the worst word you can think of… makes a great gift.   Design area size on 14-count material: 4.64" x 2.93";this piece fits best in our 5" x 7" frame. (570 words)
- [PDF: Bats Are Just Halloween Butterflies by stitchcraftBy Fwass – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/pdf-bats-are-just-halloween-butterflies-by-stitchcraftby-fwass.html): Design by stitchcraftByFwass! Meet her in the blog.        (544 words)
- [PDF: Bitch, You Spooky Year Round by Very Cross Stitching – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/pdf-by-very-cross-stitching-bitch-you-spooky-year-round.html): By Juliet of Very Cross Stitching--meet her in the blog!     (563 words)
- [Grab Your Balls, It's Canning Season – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/grab-your-balls-its-canning-season-1/index.html): Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog. Pattern size when completed: fits our 5x7" gold frames. (602 words)
- [Fresh Out Of Fucks – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/fresh-out-of-fucks/index.html): Not a single one left to give!   Design area size on 14-count material: 4.21" x 5.64";this piece fits best in our 5" x 7" frame. (563 words)
- [Shipping policy – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/policies/shipping-policy/index.html): The original since 2003. Snarky cross stitch kits, patterns and supplies for the modern crafter. Mind your fingers! (404 words)
- [PDF: Put Your Balls On Me by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/pdf-put-your-balls-on-me-by-mr-stevers/index.html): Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog.       (553 words)
- [PDF: Grab Your Balls, It's Pickling Season by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/pdf-grab-your-balls-its-pickling-season-by-mr-stevers.html): Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog.  (567 words)
- [World's Best Fuck Needle Minder – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/fuck-needle-minder/index.html): The needle minder, not the fuck--get your mind out of the gutter! Sheesh!   Here's our favorite stitched fuck re-imagined as an enamel needle minder. I can't imagine a better-designed F-bomb. Plus, it's got gold edges to match your teeth!   If you're not familiar, needle minders have two magnets that go on either side  (576 words)
- [For Fuck's Sake – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/for-fucks-sake/index.html): Created for the birthday of the friend who suggested this phrase, as he uses it "four times a day".    Design area size on 14-count material: 4" x 5.75";this piece fits best in our 5" x 7" frame. (585 words)
- [Wash Your Fucking Hands – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/wash-your-fucking-hands/index.html): How many times must you be reminded?   Design area size on 14-count material: 4.5" x 4.5";this piece fits best in our 5" x 5" frame. (575 words)
- [Square gold frame: 5x5 inches – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/square-gold-frame-5x5-inches/index.html): FINALLY! I found a good square gold frame for our square patterns!   Glass is not included, because it's not generally used with needlework and doesn't endure shipping very well. I know you'll enjoy these frames, they're great for the price! This listing is for ONE 5x5" INCH FRAME in burnished gold with quality black v (602 words)
- [PDF: Spicy Kitty by Edwin Z. Canary – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/pdf-spicy-kitty-by-edwin-z-canary/index.html): Meet Edwin in the blog! (564 words)
- [The Horrors Persist Glow-in-the-Dark Kit – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/the-horrors-persist-glow-in-the-dark-kit/index.html): OH, THE HORRORS! When will this elec--I mean, Halloween terror ever end?    This kit includes an entire skein of DMC glow-in-the-dark floss, and you'll need it! I've got some tips below on how to best work with this floss and I found Thread Magic a must--you can add it to the cart from her. Once you're done, this is a  (760 words)
- [Our SIGNATURE 5x7 Gold Frame – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/our-signature-5x7-gold-frame/index.html): After years of searching, I’ve found the perfect official golden frames that are a hallmark of Subversive Cross Stitch. I love these frames because they represent such serious, high style, which makes the snarky stitched saying inside even more ironic. I had them made just for us, and they're finally here!   Glass is n (595 words)
- [PDF: So Many Dumpster Fires by Edwin Z. Canary – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/pdf-so-many-dumpster-fires-by-edwin-v-canary/index.html): So many fires, so many choices! PDF includes patterns for all five images. Designed by guest contributor Edwin V. Canary--meet him in the blog!       (576 words)
- [Baby Bib Kit: Tiny Overlord – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/baby-bib-kit-tiny-overlord/index.html): I finally found some bibs worthy of your stitching! These grey sateen polka dot bibs have matching gingham binding and a hook & loop closure. They're 100% cotton with super-soft flannel backing. The stitchable area is 8.2 x 11.8 inches of 14-count white Aida. Makes a great gift they'll remember!   Our kit comes wit (587 words)
- [Meet Guest Contributor Edwin Z. Canary! – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/blogs/blog/meet-guest-contributor-edwin-z-canary/index.html): Edwin is a longtime Subversive Cross Stitcher who has constantly amazed me with his work--especially his super miniature versions of both his own and our designs on 25-count Lugano fabric! Like the Miniature Middle Finger kit shown above (Chapstick not included, ha). Scattered throughout the intro below you'll see phot (733 words)
- [Guest Towel Kit: Please Don't Do Coke In The Bathroom – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/guest-towel-kit-please-dont-do-coke-in-the-bathroom.html): I have not offered this phrase before as a plain design, I was holding out for something a little more interesting for guests of your loo.    PLEASE NOTE slight change in towel style--at the moment, we can no longer find the Estate Towel, so kits will include the Charles Craft Aberdeen Towel. See photos for clarificati (702 words)
- [Guest Towel Kit: Warsh Your Hands – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/guest-towel-warsh-your-hands/index.html): This is a pretty lush towel with a snarky message. My mom is a Miami native and hasn't broken the habit of pronouncing "wash" with an "R". So, you know I had to make this for her.    PLEASE NOTE slight change in towel style--at the moment, we can no longer find the Estate Towel, so kits will include the Charles Craft A (644 words)
- [Baby Bib Kit: NOM NOM NOM – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/baby-bib-kit-nom-nom-nom/index.html): I finally found some bibs worthy of your stitching! These grey sateen polka dot bibs have matching gingham binding and a hook & loop closure. They're 100% cotton with super-soft flannel backing. The stitchable area is 8.2 x 11.8 inches of 14-count white Aida. Makes a great gift they'll remember!    Our kit comes wi (574 words)
- [SLUTEVER Oblong Pillow Case Deluxe Kit – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/slutever-oblong-pillow-case-deluxe-kit/index.html): Enjoy this deluxe kit that includes everything you need to turn this gorgeous pillow blank into a stitched masterpiece! The quality of these cotton-linen cases is just stunning. I've been looking for nice cases like this with the Aida woven into the pillow fabric for over 10 years! They are a joy to stitch and the fini (728 words)
- [Fridge Magnet Frame Kit: You're Not Hungry, You're Just High – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/fridge-magnet-frame-kit-youre-not-hungry-youre-just-high.html): Dude, back away from the snacks. Don't think about pizza.     I finally found the perfect ornate gold frame magnets, so I created this pattern to fit and put it all in a kit! These reusable frames will cling to any metal surface and they measure about 6 x 8.5". Inside area is roughly 3.5 x 5.5". I may just have to do s (612 words)
- [Super Deluxe Kit: Your Body Is A Battleground by NeedlePopCrafts – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/needlepop-crafts-super-deluxe-kit-your-body-is-a-battleground.html): From designer NeedlePopCrafts comes this incredible tribute to Barbara Kruger's timeless artwork. The finished piece will measure just 4 x 4" when complete. Kit comes with full-color pattern and eight full skeins of DMC floss.    For each kit sold, $7.00 will be donated to The Brigid Alliance. Be sure to meet Victoria  (410 words)
- [Fridge Magnet Frame Kit: Je Ne Regrette Brie-En – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/copy-of-fridge-magnet-frame-kit-je-ne-regrette-brie-en.html): Never, ever regret the cheese (especially the Brie!)     I finally found the perfect ornate gold frame magnets, so I created this pattern to fit and put it all in a kit! These reusable frames will cling to any metal surface and they measure about 6 x 8.5". Inside area is roughly 3.5 x 5.5". I may just have to do season (415 words)
- [We Be Snappin' Tote Bag Kit – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/we-be-snappin/index.html): Fresh lyrics from Beyoncé for summertime fun!    These lyrics from "Ya Ya" made me think of summer and music on the beach--and that means totes! Carry all your stuff to the shore (or the pool) and get to stitchin'!  This natural tote is 100% cotton from Charles Craft and the bottom is gusseted so it expands. The woven  (425 words)
- [Towel Kit: Wash Your Damn Hands – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/guest-towel-kit-wash-your-damn-hands/index.html): PLEASE NOTE slight change in towel style--at the moment, we can no longer find the Estate Towel, so kits will include the Charles Craft Aberdeen Towel. See photos for clarification.  A nice, flowery little reminder so you don't ever forget! Makes all that handwashing a little more pleasant. The Aberdeen Towel is a whit (435 words)
- [Tote Bag Kit: The Only Thing Holding My Shit Together is This Tote Bag – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/tote-bag-kit-the-only-thing-holding-my-shit-together-is-this-tote-bag.html): At least you won't forget where you put it!    Carry all your stuff to the shore (or the pool, store, library...) and get to stitchin'!  This natural tote is 100% cotton from Charles Craft and the bottom is gusseted so it expands. The woven inset is 9" x 10" and overall measurements are 11” across by 16” tall. Hand was (694 words)
- [Life's Too Short Square Pillow Case Deluxe Kit – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/lifes-too-short-square-pillow-case-deluxe-kit/index.html): I was so excited to see cross stitch reach the level of Banksy, even though purchasing them is impossible. He used a classic cross stitch font, too, it's all so exciting! This is my tribute to his idea, with a slight change in words and style. Hopefully, Banksy inspires you to make your own art!   This deluxe kit inclu (680 words)
- [Kitchen Towel Kit: Hell Yes, Chef! – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/kitchen-towel-kit-yes-chef/index.html): How great is it to see Ayo Edebiri and Jeremy Allen White win awards and get recognition for their roles in The Bear? HELL yes, Chef! Now you can role play in your own kitchen with this waffle-weave towel kit--make your partner reply YES CHEF to every direction you bark at them while they're chopping things for you. "C (646 words)
- [Best Wishes and Warmest Regards Pillow Case Kit – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/best-wishes-and-warmest-regards-pillow-case-kit/index.html): Note: This case is white (in some photos we used an ivory case). I used this gorgeous vintage border on a pillow I made for some dogs in Patagonia (what a fun sentence!). I had originally designed this pattern with the perfect phrase from Schitt's Creek, but I have not had time to finish stitching it! (photos to come). (730 words)
- [Can You Not Square Pillow Case Deluxe Kit – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/can-you-not-pillow-case-deluxe-kit/index.html): This kit is a New York Times Wirecutter pick! Enjoy this deluxe kit, which includes everything you need to turn this gorgeous pillow blank into a stitched masterpiece! The quality of these cotton-linen blend pillowcases is just stunning. I've been looking for nice cases like this with the Aida woven into the pillow fab (685 words)
- [This Took Forever Oblong Pillow Case Deluxe Kit – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/this-took-forever-oblong-pillow-case-deluxe-kit/index.html): Enjoy this deluxe kit with everything you need to turn this gorgeous pillow blank into a stitched masterpiece! The quality of these cotton-linen cases is just stunning. I've been looking for nice cases like this with the Aida woven into the pillow fabric for over 10 years! This was a pleasure to stitch and looks like m (694 words)
- [Lisa Congdon Joyful Grid Cross Stitch Kit – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/lisa-congdon-joyful-grid-cross-stitch-kit/index.html): REALLY excited to bring these to the shop. Based on the artwork of one of my favorite illustrators, Lisa Congdon kits include: - Instructional diagram- 14 ct black aida fabric- Wood embroidery hoop- Tapestry needle- 100% cotton embroidery floss- 6 floss colors; 1 skein each   The finished size is 9" x 12” - a bit more  (600 words)
- [Lisa Congdon Sunny Blossom Cross Stitch Kit – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/lisa-congdon-sunny-blossom-cross-stitch-kit-1/index.html): REALLY excited to bring these to the shop. Based on the artwork of one of my favorite illustrators, Lisa Congdon. This flower just looks so botanical, doesn't it? Imagine how incredible it is in person! Lisa’s color palette makes for a modern style stitching kit like no other.   Kit includes: - Instructional diagram- 1 (623 words)
- [Bookmark Kit: Read A Fucking Book – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/bookmark-kit-read-a-fucking-book/index.html): Enlighten your non-reading friends with a bookmark and some freakin' books!   You receive one bookmark doily, one needle, black thread, pattern and instructions in this DIY kit. The bookmark is from DMC Charles Craft and measures 1.75 x 6.5" long and made with 18-count material.  (573 words)
- [Lisa Congdon Brightside Cross Stitch Kit – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/lisa-congdon-brightside-cross-stitch-kit/index.html): REALLY excited to bring these to the shop. Based on the artwork of one of my favorite illustrators, Lisa Congdon kits include: - Instructional diagram - 14 ct white aida fabric - Wood embroidery hoop - Tapestry needle - 100% cotton embroidery floss - 6 floss colors; 1 skein each   The finished size is 9" x 12” - a bit  (602 words)
- [Santa's Little Helpers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/santas-little-helpers/index.html): Cookies help, too.    Design area size on 14-count material: 4.5" x 4.5";   Basic Kit  includes material, thread, pattern and instructions. Deluxe Kit  includes material, thread, pattern, instructions, two needles and a hoop. (538 words)
- [O Holy Shit – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/o-holy-shit/index.html): Seriously.    Design area size on 14-count material: 4.64" x 2.93";  fits a 5 x 7” frame. Basic Kit  includes material, thread, pattern and instructions.   Deluxe Kit  includes material, thread, pattern, instructions, two needles and a hoop. (546 words)
- [He Sees You When You're Drinking – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/he-sees-you-when-youre-drinking/index.html): And he wishes you'd share.    Design area size on 14-count material: 3.43" x 5.43";this piece fits best in our 5" x 7" frame.   Basic Kit  includes material, thread, pattern and instructions. Deluxe Kit  includes material, thread, pattern, instructions, two needles and a hoop. (578 words)
- [Yule Be Sorry – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/yule-be-sorry/index.html): Just try to behave this time.   Design area size on 14-count material: 3.93" x 5.5"; fits our 5 x 7” frame; would even go in a 4 x 6" frame.   (566 words)
- [Manage Your Expectations – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/manage-your-expectations/index.html): But enjoy every minute.   This piece fits best in our 5" x 7" frame. (572 words)
- [Lisa Congdon Small Joys Cross Stitch Kit – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/lisa-congdon-small-joys-cross-stitch-kit/index.html): REALLY excited to bring these to the shop. Based on the artwork of one of my favorite illustrators, Lisa Congdon kits include: - 14 ct white aida fabric - Wood embroidery hoop - Tapestry needle - 100% cotton embroidery floss - 8 floss colors; 1 skein each The finished size is 7.75" x 10.5” - a bit more challenging than (598 words)
- [Don't Make Me Deck Your Halls – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/dont-make-me-deck-your-halls/index.html): You're standing on my last Christmas nerve.   Design area size on 14-count material: 4.07" x 5.5"; fits our 5 x 7” frames. (553 words)
- [I Just Need A Silent Night – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/i-just-need-a-silent-night/index.html): Seriously. Take frequent breaks.    Design area size on 14-count material: 4.14" x 5.93";  fits a 5 x 7” frame.   Basic Kit  includes material, thread, pattern and instructions.   Deluxe Kit  includes material, thread, pattern, instructions, two needles and a hoop. (566 words)
- [Lisa Congdon Pink Tiger Fangs Out Cross Stitch Kit – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/lisa-congdon-pink-tiger-fangs-out-cross-stitch-kit/index.html): REALLY excited to bring these to the shop. Based on the artwork of one of my favorite illustrators, Lisa Congdon. This tiger just jumps off the screen at you, doesn't it? Imagine how incredible it is in person! Lisa’s color palette includes this eye-popping pink, and the combination of brights and neutrals makes for a  (645 words)
- [Put Your Nuts In My Mouth by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/put-your-nuts-in-my-mouth-by-mr-stevers/index.html): That's a real nutcracker. Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog. Pattern size when completed: fits our 5x7" frames. (601 words)
- [Time For Reindeer Games! – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/time-for-reindeer-games-1/index.html): And Rudolph's gonna kick everyone's asses!   Design area size on 14-count material: 6.21" x 4.21";  fits a 5 x 7” frame.   Basic Kit  includes material, thread, pattern and instructions.   Deluxe Kit  includes material, thread, pattern, instructions, two needles and a hoop. (558 words)
- [Sleigh All Day – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/sleigh-all-day/index.html): You know Santa sleighs ALL day. Design area size on 14-count material: 3.6" x 4"; fits our 5 x 7” frame.   Basic Kit  includes material, thread, pattern and instructions.   Deluxe Kit  includes material, thread, pattern, instructions, two needles and a hoop. (545 words)
- [Tote Bag Kit: Miffy! – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/tote-bag-kit-miffy/index.html): Miffy is a 75-year-old classic & cuter than ever!    I saw a Miffy tote at a well-known museum store and it comes pre-embroidered (ew) and I thought--we can do better than that! Meet the Miffy DIY tote bag. Super cute and positive and you can always stitch a Subversive phrase on the inside if it's too cute for you. (658 words)
- [Season's Greetings, Motherfuckers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/seasons-greetings-motherfuckers/index.html): Yippee-ki-yay, let's just make it through the rest of 2020!    Design area size on 14-count material: 6.14" x 4"; fits a 5 x 7” frame.   Basic Kit  includes material, thread, pattern and instructions.   Deluxe Kit  includes material, thread, pattern, instructions, two needles and a hoop. (575 words)
- [PDF: Halloween Spider Web Spookiness – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/pdf-halloween-glowing-spider/index.html): Just a little spiderweb...until you turn out the lights to see a bright, glowing SPIDER!     (559 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "alphabets" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/alphabets/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (376 words)
- [Bookmark Kit: Fuck Off, I'm Reading – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/bookmark-kit-fuck-off-im-reading/index.html): They're back! Our classic DMC lace-edged bookmark kits (especially great for public transportation!) Kit includes everything you need in one pack: bookmark, pattern, floss and needles. Makes a great gift!   The bookmark is from DMC Charles Craft, measures 1.75 x 6.5" long, and is made with 18-count material. Inspired b (573 words)
- [Tell Santa What You Want, What You Really Really Want – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/tell-santa-what-you-want-what-you-really-really-want.html): I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah!    Design area size on 14-count material: 4.5" x 6.5";this piece fits best in our 5" x 7" frame.   Basic Kit  includes material, thread, pattern and instructions. Deluxe Kit includes material, thread, pattern, instructions, two needles and a hoop. (571 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "family" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/family/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (379 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "glowinthedark" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/glowinthedark/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (340 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "lgbtq" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/lgbtq/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (447 words)
- [Mini Frame Kit: Spicy Kitty by Edwin Z. Canary – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/mini-frame-kit-spicy-kitty-by-edwin-z-canary/index.html): From Guest Contributor Edwin Z. Canary (A.K.A. @zeekidvicious), here's a miniature kit in 25-count Lugano fabric from Zweigart! Edwin has been replicating my patterns in miniature for a while now, and I'm fascinated by how tiny they are! So we got together to create some kits as many of you were interested in trying yo (651 words)
- [Fuck The Holidays – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/fuck-the-holidays/index.html): Sometimes it's all too much, I hear you. Stitch therapy will get you through!   Design area size on 14-count material: 4.71" x 4.71";this piece fits best in our 5" x 5" frame. (571 words)
- [Bookmark Kit: fuuuuuck – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/bookmark-kit-fuuuuuck/index.html): Sometimes it's all there is to say...   This DIY kit includes one bookmark doily, one needle, black thread, a pattern, and instructions. The bookmark is from DMC Charles Craft, measures 1.75 x 6.5" long, and is made with 18-count material.  (534 words)
- [Put Your Balls On Me by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/put-your-balls-on-me-by-mr-stevers/index.html): Oh, Christmas tree! Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog. Pattern size when completed: fits our 5x7" frames. (596 words)
- [Everybody Prance Now – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/everybody-prance-now/index.html): Get those hooves in the air! Sound up on our video!   Design area size on 14-count material: 4.79" x 6.79";this piece fits best in our 5" x 7" frames. (562 words)
- [Happy Fucking Holidays wreath – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/happy-fucking-holidays-wreath/index.html): It's a lot, but you kinda enjoy it, don't you? DON'T YOU??   Design area size on 14-count material: 4.71" x 4.71";this piece fits best in our 5" x 5" frame.   Basic Kit includes material, thread, pattern and instructions. Deluxe Kitincludes material, thread, pattern, instructions, two needles and a hoop. (571 words)
- [Postmenopausal Female Pillow Case Deluxe Kit by walk left, stand right – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/postmenopausal-female-pillow-case-deluxe-kit/index.html): This design comes to us from walk left, stand right--a quote from Ana Marie Cox, whose podcast you can enjoy right here. Kit includes this charted version as shown and also a "clean" version.   Enjoy this deluxe kit with everything you need to turn this gorgeous pillow blank into a stitched masterpiece! The quality of  (730 words)
- [Let's Get Into Holiday Spirits – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/lets-get-into-holiday-spirits/index.html): Party at my place!   Design area size on 14-count material: 6.07" x 4.07";  fits a 5 x 7” frame.   Basic Kit  includes material, thread, pattern and instructions.   Deluxe Kit  includes material, thread, pattern, instructions, two needles and a hoop. (564 words)
- [OrnaMENTAL – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/ornamental/index.html): I think this is in the DSM-5. At least it should be.  Y'know, this design would look really great with our sparkly floss... Design area size on 14-count material: 4" x 5.86"; fits a 5 x 7” frame.   Basic Kit includes material, thread, pattern and instructions.   Deluxe Kit includes material, thread, pattern, instructio (560 words)
- [OMG LOL WTF Square Pillow Case Deluxe Kit – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/omg-lol-wtf-ivory-square-pillow-case-deluxe-kit/index.html): I can think of SO many occasions to gift this to someone. I haven't had time to stitch one up, but I'll send something special to the first person who does and sends me photos!   Enjoy this deluxe kit that includes everything you need to turn this gorgeous pillow blank into a stitched masterpiece! The quality of these  (714 words)
- [Festive As Fuck – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/festive-as-fuck/index.html): Crank up the volume on those lights!   Design area size on 14-count material: 4.07" x 5.07";  fits our 5 x 7” frames. (564 words)
- [Tote Bag Kit: Protest – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/tote-bag-kit-protest/index.html): Wear your heart on your tote bag. This natural tote is 100% cotton from Charles Craft and the bottom is gusseted so it expands. The woven inset is 9" x 10" and overall measurements are 11” across by 16” tall.    Kit includes: Charles Craft large totebamboo hooptwo needlesfloss in colors as showninstructions and pattern (560 words)
- [Round Happy Fucking Holidays – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/round-happy-fucking-holidays/index.html): Finally getting aROUND to the herlidaze!      Design area size on 14-count material: 4.2" diameter; fits our 5 x 5” frame.  (569 words)
- [Kitchen Towel Kit: Get The Hell Out of My Kitchen – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/kitchen-towel-kit-get-the-hell-out-of-my-kitchen/index.html): Sometimes they just don't get the hint, so here's a crafty way to spell it out!   These 100% cotton white waffle-weave kitchen towels measure 16"x 23" (40x60cm) and have a stitching area of 15" x 3" (37cm x 7.5cm) on Aida 14-count .   Kit comes with: - one towel- pattern- 5" wood hoop- two needles- floss- instructions (586 words)
- ['Tis The Season For Family Dysfunction by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/mr-stevers-tis-the-season-for-family-dysfunction/index.html): Fa-la-la-la-la, la-fucking-la. Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog. Pattern size when completed: fits our 5x7" frames. (614 words)
- [Don't Freak Out 3D Kit with Frame – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/dont-freak-out-3d-kit-with-frame/index.html): Looks SO amazing in person--a reminder that things are not always as they seem until you put on your 3D glasses! These super-special limited kits include 3D glasses and this round gold frame, plus, of course, everything needed to create them: red 14-count Aida fabric, DMC floss, two needles, a pattern, and instructions (567 words)
- [Do You Think Life Smokes After It Fucks Me by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/do-you-think-life-smokes-after-it-fucks-me-by-mr-stevers.html): Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog. Pattern size when completed: fits our 5x7" gold frames. (582 words)
- [PDF: Middle Finger by Edwin Z. Canary – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/pdf-middle-finger-by-edwin-z-canary/index.html): PLEASE NOTE: This is the pattern as designed, but please know you can find the shade of embroidery floss to match your skin tone as the designer did for himself. xoxo Meet Edwin in the blog! (591 words)
- [Fray Stop – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/fray-stop/index.html): Stop fabric from fraying safely with non-toxic, nonflammable Fray-Stop. Dries soft, clear and pliable. Other brands are made with harsh solvents and are highly flammable. Fray-Stop is a safe, high-quality alternative. One whiff will convince you to switch.   1 oz. squeeze bottle. Made in the USA, baby!  (538 words)
- [PDF: Grab Your Balls, It's Canning Season by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/pdf-grab-your-balls-its-canning-season-by-mr-stevers.html): The original since 2003. Snarky cross stitch kits, patterns and supplies for the modern crafter. Mind your fingers! (566 words)
- [Dasher Dancer Prosecco Vixen by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/mr-stevers-dasher-dancer-prosseco-vixen/index.html): Dash away, all! Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog. Pattern size when completed: fits our 5x7" frames. (599 words)
- [Merry Crisis – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/merry-crisis/index.html): I've wanted to do this for so long--from this meme. Merry Chrysler!   Pattern size when completed: fits our 5x7" frames. (578 words)
- [My Christmas Spirit Is In the Liquor Cabinet by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/my-christmas-spirit-is-in-the-liquor-cabinet-by-mr-stevers.html): Why don't we just serve it up? Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog. Pattern size when completed: fits our 5x7" frames. (606 words)
- [I Have No Fucks To Give by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/i-have-no-fucks-to-give-by-mr-stevers/index.html): The Little Drummer Boy is tapped out this year. Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog. Pattern size when completed: fits our 5x7" frames. (600 words)
- [Hot Girls Have Grandma Hobbies Pillow Case Deluxe Kit – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/hot-girls-grandma-hobbies-square-pillow-case-deluxe-kit-copy.html): As seen in Yahoo Creators, 2026! I just read this Good Housekeeping piece about “grandma hobbies” being good for your mental health, and I’ve never felt so seen. Of course, we already know that all the things our grannies did—knitting, crocheting, gardening—are basically therapy wrapped up in yarn and dirt. They left o (676 words)
- [Get Lit – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/get-lit/index.html): I hear the eggnog is especially good this year.   Design area size on 14-count material: 4" x 5.8";fits our 5 x 7” frames.  (568 words)
- [Snowflake Ornament: Festive As Fuck – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/snowflake-ornament-festive-as-fuck/index.html): Oh, you think you're festive? This ornament is festive as FUCK! AND sparkly! This clear plastic snowflake with snap-in disk is 5¾” overall with a 2 7/8” design area. Add your own ribbon and hang. You can insert some decorative paper on the back to cover the back stitches if you'd like. Makes a great gift!  Each kit com (590 words)
- [All I Want For Christmas Is My Back to Stop Hurting – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-my-back-to-stop-hurting.html): Please, Santa, I've been good all year!     I had this half-stitched and then got chocolate all over it, so please excuse the mock-up image (see second image for chocolate!). It happens!  (569 words)
- [Glow in the Dark Skeleton kit – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/glow-in-the-dark-skeleton-kit/index.html): Deluxe Glow in the Dark Skeleton Kit   Includes one skein of glow-in-the-dark floss, black Charles Craft material, pattern, instructions, two needles and a hoop. (545 words)
- [It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fuck This – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/its-beginning-to-look-a-lot-like-fuck-this/index.html): Everywhere I go!   Design area size on 14-count material: 6.57" x 4.71";   Basic Kit  includes material, thread, pattern and instructions. Deluxe Kit  includes material, thread, pattern, instructions, two needles and a hoop. (564 words)
- [Fridge Magnet Frame Kit: Go Ahead, It's The Holidays! – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/fridge-magnet-frame-kit/index.html): A reminder to you and your guests to enjoy the holidays!     I finally found the perfect ornate gold frame magnets, so I created this pattern to fit perfectly and put it all in a kit! These reusable frames will cling to any metal surface and they measure about 6 x 8.5". Inside area is roughly 3.5 x 5.5". I may just hav (609 words)
- [Made With Love by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/made-with-love-by-mr-stevers/index.html): Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog.   This design fits our 5x7" frames! (569 words)
- [I've Got Mad Skulls – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/ive-got-mad-skulls/index.html): Baby, these skulls ain't happy!   Design area size on 14-count material: 4.07" x 4.07";  Basic Kit  includes material, thread, pattern and instructions. Deluxe Kit  includes material, thread, pattern, instructions, two needles and a hoop. (555 words)
- [Mini Frame Kit: Middle Finger by Edwin Z. Canary – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/small-stitch-kit-middle-finger-by-edwin-canary/index.html): Sometimes you just need to give the world the middle finger. But fancy, right? From Guest Contributor Edwin Z. Canary (A.K.A. @zeekidvicious), here's our first kit in 25-count Lugano fabric from Zweigart! Edwin has been replicating my patterns in miniature for a while now, and I'm fascinated by how tiny they are! So we (659 words)
- [Home Sweet Fucking Home Oblong Pillow Case Deluxe Kit – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/home-sweet-fucking-home-rectangular-pillow-case-deluxe-kit.html): Enjoy this deluxe kit that includes everything you need to turn this gorgeous pillow blank into a stitched masterpiece! The quality of these cotton-linen cases is just stunning. I've been looking for nice cases like this with the Aida woven into the pillow fabric for over 10 years! I finally found them just in time for (681 words)
- [Fridge Magnet Frame Kit: STFU – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/fridge-magnet-frame-kit-stfu/index.html): You kids stop leaving the door open!     I finally found the perfect ornate gold frame magnets, so I created this pattern to fit and put it all in a kit! These reusable frames will cling to any metal surface and they measure about 6 x 8.5". Inside area is roughly 3.5 x 5.5". I may just have to do seasonal patterns so y (607 words)
- [Snowflake Ornament with four patterns – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/snowflake-ornament/index.html): Each order includes ONE snowflake ornament and and FOUR Subversive designs. Provide your own material, threads, needles or get them in our supplies shop! We recommend the 18-count fabric for this project.   Clear plastic snowflake with snap-in disk is 5¾” overall with a 2 7/8” design area. Add your own ribbon and hang. (558 words)
- [3-D Cross Stitch Kit with Glasses – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/3-d-cross-stitch-kit-with-glasses/index.html): Could this be the world's first 3-D cross stitch kit? It's SO much better in person - comes with a pair of 3-D glasses!   Design area size on 14-count material: 4.36" x 6.36";this piece fits best in our 5" x 7" frame.   Includes 3-D glasses! RED Charles Craft material, DMC thread, pattern, instructions, two needles and (571 words)
- [Vintage Border Square Pillow Case Deluxe Kit – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/vintage-border-white-square-pillow-case-deluxe-kit/index.html): Enjoy this deluxe kit that includes everything you need to turn this gorgeous pillow blank into a stitched masterpiece! The quality of these cotton-linen blend pillowcases is just stunning. I've been looking for nice cases like this with the Aida woven into the pillow fabric for over 10 years! I finally found them just (749 words)
- [Don't Let Idiots Ruin Your Day – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/dont-let-idiots-ruin-your-day/index.html): They're just not worth the frustration. This piece fits best in our 5" x 7" frame. (560 words)
- [Costumes Won't Fix Your Personality – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/costumes-wont-fix-your-personality/index.html): It's worth a shot, though!   This piece was created for a 5x7" frame, it's a bit too large for our signature frame.  (587 words)
- [Therapy Isn't Enough... – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/therapy-isnt-enough/index.html): Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do!   This piece was created for a 6x6" frame. (578 words)
- [I Love Curse Words by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/mr-stevers-i-love-curse-words/index.html): Just add heat! Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog. Pattern size when completed: fits our 5x7" frame. (611 words)
- [Has Anyone Seen My Lorazepam? – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/has-anyone-seen-my-lorazepam/index.html): Piper, noooo! IYKYK from White Lotus   Pattern size when completed: fits our 5x7" frames. (571 words)
- [Oh My Gourd, It's Fall by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/mr-stevers-oh-my-gourd-its-fall/index.html): Thank Gourd, right? Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog. Pattern size when completed: fits our 5x7" frame. (596 words)
- [Bite Me (bat) – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/bite-me-bat/index.html): This bat has HAD IT.   You could add some rhinestone eyes to that lil' fucker or make it have glow-in-the-dark eyes, too. Just a thought!   Design area size on 14-count material: 3.57" x 3.43";fits best in our 5x5" frame.   (584 words)
- [There’s a Nip in the Air and My House is Full of Mutant Fucking Squash – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/there-s-a-nip-in-the-air-and-my-house-is-full-of-mutant-fucking-squash.html): A companion piece to our popular Gourd Season design, from the same hilarious article by Colin Nissan on McSweeney's. If you've never read it, please do.   Design area size on 14-count material: 4.14 x 6";  fits any of our 5 x 7” frames.   Basic Kit  includes material, thread, pattern and instructions.   Deluxe Kit  in (599 words)
- [HalloQueen – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/hallo-queen/index.html): Get it, girl!   Design area size on 14-count material: 4.5" x 4.5";  fits our 5 x 5” frame.  (548 words)
- [Witch Way To The Boos? by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/which-way-to-the-boos-by-mr-stevers/index.html): Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog.   This design fits our 5x7" frames! (572 words)
- [Guest Towel Kit: Wash Your Hands, Ya Filthy Animal – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/guest-towel-kit-wash-your-hands-ya-filthy-animal/index.html): Don't be filthy!   The Charles Craft Aberdeen Towel is a subtly striped white velour made of 100% cotton. It's very soft and plush and measures a generous 27 x 16".   Kit comes with: - one towel - color pattern chart - 5" bamboo hoop - two needles - floss - instructions I used only ONE strand to stitch everything becau (618 words)
- [F-CAW-F by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/f-caw-f-by-mr-stevers/index.html): YES, Deluxe Kits come with a googly eye! WHEE! Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog.   This design fits our 5x7" frames! (582 words)
- [Is It Halloween Yet? – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/is-it-halloween-yet/index.html): I see you, I know you already have your costume ready.   This piece will fit our 5x7" frame. (571 words)
- [Stab! Stab! Stab! – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/stab-stab-stab/index.html): Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do!   This design fits our 5x7" frames! (585 words)
- [Liq-R-Treat by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/liq-r-treat-by-mr-stevers/index.html): Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog.   This design fits our 5x7" frames! (571 words)
- [It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/its-decorative-gourd-season-motherfuckers/index.html): "Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash."   I read this article by Colin Nissan on McSweeney's every year and it always makes me LOL. If you've never read it, please do.   Design area size on 14-count material: 5.21" x 3.57";  fits our 5 x 7” frame.  (605 words)
- [Your Outie Enjoys Cross Stitching – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/your-outie-enjoys-cross-stitching/index.html): Please try to enjoy each stitch equally.    For fans of Severance. Pattern size when completed: fits our 5x7" frames. (575 words)
- [Fuck Me Like The Government – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/fuck-me-like-the-government/index.html): Yeah, baby!   Pattern size when completed: fits our 5x7" frames. (560 words)
- [Don't Obey In Advance – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/dont-obey-in-advance/index.html): Fascism 101.   Pattern size when completed: fits our 5x7" frames. (557 words)
- [The Lunatics Have Taken Over The Asylum – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/the-lunatics-have-taken-over-the-asylum/index.html): I've had this idea on my desk for over a year because the Fun Boy Three song lives rent-free in my head. Makes an excellent gift in this particular day and age.  This piece fits best in our 5" x 7" frame. (600 words)
- [Live, Laugh, Lorazepam by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/live-laugh-lorazepam-by-mr-stevers/index.html): Whatever it takes!   Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog.  As seen in the New York Times!Pattern size when completed: fits our 5x7" frames. (604 words)
- [Protest – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/protest/index.html):   Pattern size when completed: fits our 5x7" frames. (571 words)
- [This Too Shall Pass by OddlySpecificXStitch – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/this-too-shall-pass-by-oddlyspecificxstitch/index.html): Design by OddlySpecificXStitch--meet her in the blog!   Pattern size when completed: fits our 5x7" frames. (565 words)
- [What A Fucked-Up Time To Be Alive – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/what-a-fucked-up-time-to-be-alive/index.html): I’m obsessed with this one. I dug up all my original Subversive motifs from 20 years ago, tossed them together, and—shocker—they stuck. It’s equal parts therapy and fun to stitch! (586 words)
- [Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning To Work – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/employees-must-stop-crying-before-returning-to-work.html): I’ve wanted to make my own version of this for ages, and here it is! It’s going straight on our office wall. Most of the “crying” around here is the kind that comes from hysterical laughter—but I’ve had plenty of jobs where I’ve shed tears in the bathroom or even right at my desk. So emo!  (615 words)
- [Stabby/Evil Kitty from Strike Gently – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/stabby-possibly-evil-kitty/index.html): We took one of your favorite needle minders — Stabby Kitty (her creator calls her Evil Kitty) — and turned her into a cross stitch kit! It’s a collaboration with the artists at Strike Gently, and it captures everything we love about her: a little sassy, a little sweet, and totally ready to stab things with you. Make it (638 words)
- [Remember To Flush (mirror image) by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/remember-to-flush-mirror-image-by-mr-stevers/index.html): Stitched backward to reflect in the bathroom mirror!   Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog. Pattern size when completed: fits our 5x7" frames. (633 words)
- [If At First You Don't Succeed by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/if-at-first-you-dont-succeed-by-mr-stevers/index.html): Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog.    Pattern size when completed: fits our 5x7" frames. (589 words)
- [I Survived The Rapture AGAIN! – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/i-survived-the-rapture-again/index.html): By popular request, an update to our 2011 pattern because the raptures just keep on comin'.   Designed to fit our 5x7" signature frame. (572 words)
- [Hot Girls Have Grandma Hobbies – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/hot-girls-have-grandma-hobbies/index.html): As seen in Yahoo Creators, 2026! I read this Good Housekeeping piece about “grandma hobbies” being good for your mental health, and I’ve never felt so seen. Of course, we already know that all the things our grannies did—knitting, crocheting, gardening—are basically therapy wrapped up in yarn and dirt. They left out cr (674 words)
- [Sex and Creativity – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/sex-and-creativity/index.html): A quote from Erica Jong’s groundbreaking 1973 novel Fear of Flying that has resurfaced lately. It captures the novel’s central theme: that self-ownership—bodily, sexual, and intellectual—is a radical act, especially for women. Jong’s work was widely considered both controversial and liberating when it was published, an (604 words)
- [I'm Coming To The Cottage by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/im-coming-to-the-cottage-by-mr-stevers/index.html): If you have been following the hit show "Heated Rivalry" on HBO about the boy aquarium then you know what the answer is when Shane asks Ilya "Will you come to my cottage this Summer? Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog.   This design fits our 5x7" frames! (604 words)
- [Laugh Hard at the Absurdly Evil – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/laugh-hard-at-the-absurdly-evil-1/index.html): Laugh RIGHT in its face. (543 words)
- [I Love You Just The Way I Am – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/i-love-you-just-the-way-i-am/index.html): And that should be enough for both of us. (543 words)
- [The Only Ice I Like by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/the-only-ice-i-like-by-mr-stevers/index.html): Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog.   This design fits our 5x7" frames! (568 words)
- [Nobody Thought The Revolution… – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/nobody-thought-the-revolution/index.html): Stay strong, Minneapolis! (535 words)
- [Fuck AI - I Made This Shit – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/fuck-ai/index.html): I bet tech billionaires can't cross stitch. (538 words)
- [Bad Bunny Valentine – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/bad-bunny-valentine/index.html): translation: Life is a party that one day ends, and you were my unforgettable dance. from Baile INoLVIDABLE.  My love for Bad Bunny knows no end.    (557 words)
- [What A Great Time To Be Alive – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/what-a-great-time-to-be-alive/index.html): David Lynch lives on. (552 words)
- [Same Shit Different Century Needle Minder – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/same-shit-different-story-needle-minder/index.html): More in stock though slightly smaller in size. If you're not familiar, needle minders have two magnets that go on either side of your fabric while you're stitching. When you take a break, it keeps your needle handy with its magical magnetic powers!  (561 words)
- [Light Will Prevail (Zelenskyy quote) – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/light-will-prevail-zelensky-quote/index.html): From Zelenskyy on the 4th anniversary of the war in Ukraine, as monuments all over the world were lit in Ukrainian flag colors. Created for our smaller square frame.  Use promo code LIGHT to add our 4" x 4" frame at 15% off.  (590 words)
- [Beware Outrage Fatigue – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/beware-outrage-fatigue/index.html): "You’re probably feeling it: the onslaught of depressing news and commentary about political actions, wars, climate disasters and more. The first few times you’re exposed to a perceived injustice, you feel fired up and ready to fight against it. But after being repeatedly facing this moral assault, you start to feel fa (617 words)
- [FREE PDF: No Kings Protest Sign Only – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/free-pdf-no-kings-protest-sign-only/index.html): This is NOT a cross stitch pattern. It's just a high-resolution image as shown in case you can print it and use it as a sign! (533 words)
- [Magical Unicorn Scissors – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/magical-unicorn-scissors/index.html): These magical unicorn scissors from Jubilee Yarn are mighty purty! Stainless steel and 5.25" long, they're capable of seam ripping, fabric and yarn cutting & can even cut hair--and not just long, beautiful rainbow unicorn manes. Stays sharp for years plus they're resistant to corrosion and rust, ensuring lasting us (535 words)
- [Qu'il aille se faire foutre – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/quil-aille-se-faire-foutre/index.html): Quoting French General Nicolas Richoux here. Translation: "He can go fuck himself". Hmmm, I wonder who he was talking about? I thought this might be a good therapeutic thing to stitch right about now. Plus, you can choose whether or not to reveal the true translation, depending on who’s asking. Very subversive. (596 words)
- [Power To The People Needle Minder – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/power-to-the-people-needle-minder/index.html): The power of the people is greater than the people in power!   We are SO lucky to have a friend who turns pins into needle minders for us. This expands the variety I can offer, and this glow-in-the-dark ramen-slurping kitty is LIT!    If you're not familiar, needle minders have two magnets that go on either side of you (602 words)
- [Cross Stitch and Shit Needle Minder – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/cross-stitch-and-shit-needle-minder/index.html): Saying "and shit" after anything will make it sound gangster. For example, "I Like To Cross Stitch and shit".   We are SO lucky to have a friend who turns pins into needle minders for us. This expands the variety I can offer, and this glow-in-the-dark ramen-slurping kitty is LIT!    If you're not familiar, needle minde (575 words)
- [I Suck At Apologies So Unfuck You... by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/i-suck-at-apologies-so-unfuck-you-by-mr-stevers/index.html): Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog. Pattern size when completed: fits our 5x7" frame. (612 words)
- [We Don't Need This Fascist Groove Thang – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/we-dont-need-this-fascist-groove-thang/index.html): If you don't know the song then you must be from this century!  (557 words)
- [I Got So Excited I Wet My Plants by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/i-got-so-excited-i-wet-my-plants-by-mr-stevers/index.html): Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog.  (601 words)
- [PDF: Radicalized By Basic Decency by Sonovastitch – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/pdf-radicalized-by-basic-decency-by-sonovastitch/index.html): Design by guest contributor SonovaStitch! Meet him in the blog. Floriographic meanings: Snowdrop: hope, rebirth, friendship in adversity. Petunia: Rage. Lavender: LGBTQ+ community. Violets: women's suffrage and women's rights. Tansy: a declaration of war.  You can make it your own however you'd like! (594 words)
- [Thank You for Not Discussing The Outside World by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/thank-you-for-not-discussing-the-outside-world-by-mr-stevers.html): Leave me to my delusions. Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog. Pattern size when completed: fits our 5x7" frame. (610 words)
- [Lipstick Needle Holder – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/lipstick-needle-holder/index.html): Talk about genius. This is just like lipstick but when you twist it open, you'll find a red pincushion with three of my favorite needles--John James gold-plated tapestry needles in size 24. Plus, I put our logo right on the top so you don't mix them up with actual lipstick. Insert the yikes emoji right here. ;) (533 words)
- [PDF: Save The Books, Burn The Fascists by Sonovastitch – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/pdf-save-the-books-burn-the-fascists-by-sonovastitch.html): Design by guest contributor SonovaStitch! Meet him in the blog. (557 words)
- [Fuck Your Data Center – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/fuck-your-data-center/index.html): Keep moving... (536 words)
- [PDF: I Survived Patricia's Cocktails by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/pdf-i-survived-patricias-cocktails-by-mr-stevers/index.html): Widow's Bay - New England's Best Kept Secret   If you have visited the “next Martha’s Vineyard”  known as “Widow's Bay”, currently streaming on Apple TV, then you have most likely attended Patricia’s Sunset Cocktails, though with a few qualms.   Hopefully Dale will pay for premium before DJ-ing the next event. Design b (638 words)
- [I Survived Patricia's Cocktails (Widow's Bay) by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/i-survived-patricias-cocktails-widows-bay-by-mr-stevers.html): Widow's Bay - New England's Best Kept Secret   If you have visited the “next Martha’s Vineyard”  known as “Widow's Bay”, currently streaming on Apple TV, then you have most likely attended Patricia’s Sunset Cocktails, though with a few qualms. Hopefully Dale will pay for premium before DJ-ing the next event.   Design b (631 words)
- [Lucky Horseshoe Needle Minder – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/lucky-horseshoe-needle-minder/index.html): We could all use a little luck right about now!   If you're not familiar, needle minders have two magnets that go on either side of your fabric while you're stitching. When you take a break, it keeps your needle handy with its magical magnetic powers!  (554 words)
- [Any Room Can Be A Panic Room by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/any-room-can-be-a-panic-room-by-mr-stevers/index.html): Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog.  (605 words)
- [November Is Coming – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/november-is-coming/index.html): The original since 2003. Snarky cross stitch kits, patterns and supplies for the modern crafter. Mind your fingers! (563 words)
- [Come Back Later, I'm Too Busy Procraftinating by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/come-back-later-im-too-busy-procraftinating-by-mr-stevers.html): Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog.  (608 words)
- [Hands Off My Doo-Dads Acrylic Tray Kit – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/hands-off-my-doo-dads-acrylic-tray-kit/index.html): RESTOCKING! Should have more the first week of September! ------------------------------------ This is so great--not only is it super cute and functional fun, but you can change out the pattern in the drawer all you want! The kit comes with the doo-dads pattern and everything you need (see list below). You can also fit (653 words)
- [PDF: I Would Cry But I Have Work To Do by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/pdf-i-would-cry-but-i-have-work-to-do-by-mr-stevers.html): Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog. (588 words)
- [I Would Cry But I Have Work To Do by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/i-would-cry-but-i-have-work-to-do-by-mr-stever/index.html): Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog.  (605 words)
- [PDF: OMG GOP WTF – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/pdf-omg-gop-wtf/index.html): Shout out to Texas especially. This PDF will fit on our square pillows! If you stitch it on 14-count material, it'll be a little over 9 inches square. Also, it's a larger piece with more stitches, so it's a nice challenge if you're up for it.  How can you not? ; ) (598 words)
- [Gold Filagree Scissors – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/gold-filagree-scissors/index.html): Are these Rococo or what? Gilded madness. 4.75" long with sharp steel points. (505 words)
- [Gulf of Mexico, Kennedy Center... by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/gulf-of-mexico-kennedy-center-by-mr-stevers/index.html): Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog.  (600 words)
- [Still Alive Needle Minder – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/still-alive-needle-minder/index.html): It has been a year but you're still here, so... merit badge!   We are SO lucky to have a friend who turns pins into needle minders for us. This expands the variety I can offer, and this glow-in-the-dark ramen-slurping kitty is LIT!    If you're not familiar, needle minders have two magnets that go on either side of you (574 words)
- [I Put The No In Let You Know by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/i-put-the-no-in-let-you-know-by-mr-stevers/index.html): Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog.   (580 words)
- [Lurk Laugh Loathe by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/lurk-laugh-loathe-by-mr-stevers/index.html): Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog.   This design fits our 5x7" frames! (566 words)
- [Blackbird Needle Minder – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/blackbird-needle-minder/index.html): You were only waiting for this moment to arise.    We are SO lucky to have a friend who turns pins into needle minders for us. This expands the variety I can offer, and this glow-in-the-dark ramen-slurping kitty is LIT!    If you're not familiar, needle minders have two magnets that go on either side of your fabric whi (565 words)
- [PDF: Lurk Laugh Loathe by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/pdf-lurk-laugh-loathe-by-mr-stevers/index.html): Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog. (572 words)
- [Why Would I Deceive You? – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/why-would-i-deceive-you/index.html): The Elizabeth Holmes meme--those eyes!   Nathan Fielder's upcoming documentary on Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes has caused some strong reactions online, and now it's become one of the biggest meme formats of the year. The memes are all about the people in our lives who swear they're not deceiving us when we know de (615 words)
- [I Love You More Than Pumpkin Spice – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/i-love-you-more-than-pumpkin-spice/index.html): That's a lotta love!   Design area size on 14-count material: 4.21" x 6.29";  fits a 5 x 7” frame.   Basic Kit  includes material, thread, pattern and instructions.   Deluxe Kit  includes material, thread, pattern, instructions, two needles and a hoop. (562 words)
- [Every Day Is Halloween: Glowing-Eyed Bat – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/every-day-is-halloween-glowing-eyed-bat/index.html): This bat comes with glow-in-the-dark thread so you can stitch eyes that are spooky!   Design area size on 14-count material: 4" x 5.8";  fits our 5 x 7” frames. (589 words)
- [Every Day Is Halloween: Sparkly-Eyed Cat – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/every-day-is-halloween-sparkly-eyed-cat/index.html): This kitty comes with two sparkly vintage rhinestones for eyes and a tiny needle to sew them on with. Purty!   Design area size on 14-count material: 4" x 5.8"; fits our 5 x 7” frames. (597 words)
- [Happy Fucking Holidays Square Pillow Case Kit – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/happy-fucking-holidays-white-square-pillow-case-kit.html): Enjoy this deluxe kit that includes everything you need to turn this gorgeous pillow blank into a stitched masterpiece! The quality of these cotton-linen blend pillow cases is just stunning. I've been looking for nice cases like this with the Aida woven into the pillow fabric for over 10 years! I finally found them jus (692 words)
- [Ghost Cat Needle Minder – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/ghost-cat-needle-minder/index.html): BOO!   We are SO lucky to have a friend who turns pins into needle minders for us. This expands the variety I can offer, and this glow-in-the-dark ramen-slurping kitty is LIT!    If you're not familiar, needle minders have two magnets that go on either side of your fabric while you're stitching. When you take a break,  (580 words)
- [Pennies Have Been Discontinued by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/pennies-have-been-discontinued-by-mr-stevers/index.html): No more pennies for your thoughts!   Design by Mr. Stevers for Subversive Cross Stitch! Meet him in the blog.   (577 words)
- [Ghost Dog Needle Minder – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/ghost-dog-needle-minder/index.html): BOO!   We are SO lucky to have a friend who turns pins into needle minders for us. This expands the variety I can offer, and this glow-in-the-dark ramen-slurping kitty is LIT!    If you're not familiar, needle minders have two magnets that go on either side of your fabric while you're stitching. When you take a break,  (572 words)
- [You're Not Little Edie and This Isn't Grey Gardens – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/youre-not-little-edie-and-this-isnt-grey-gardens/index.html): Get it together or soon your only friends will be raccoons and cats. Being Little Edie wouldn’t be so bad, she was a strong, staunch character! (568 words)
- [Glow-In-The-Dark Ghost Machine Needle Minder – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/glow-in-the-dark-ghost-machine-needle-minder/index.html): This thing will seriously glow all night--spooky!   We are SO lucky to have a friend who turns pins into needle minders for us. This expands the variety I can offer. If you're not familiar, needle minders have two magnets that go on either side of your fabric while you're stitching. When you take a break, it keeps your (573 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "mrstevers" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/mrstevers/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (1,000 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "pillowcases" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/pillowcases/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (356 words)
- [Mummy Cat Needle Minder – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/mummy-cat-needle-minder/index.html): Cats finally doing something creative with toilet paper!   If you're not familiar, needle minders have two magnets that go on either side of your fabric while you're stitching. When you take a break, it keeps your needle handy with its magical magnetic powers!  (549 words)
- [Two Tone Circle Mini Scissors – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/two-tone-circle-mini-scissors/index.html): I've been coveting these for quite some time--orange and baby blue circle mini scissors from Degen! Measuring in at 2.5", they're even TSA Approved! (522 words)
- [Black Cat Tin Needle Keeper – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/black-cat-tin-for-needles/index.html): Sweet little tin kitty needle keeper to keep you company. Degen collaborated with Knit Club's Sarah Green to bring these vintage-inspired Tuxedo Cat tins to life and I'm so in love with them! They come with 3 tapestry needles and are larger than you'd think at about 3 inches.  (553 words)
- [Subversive Cross Stitch: 50 F*cking Clever Designs For Your Sassy Side](/content/products/super-subversive-cross-stitch-new-2021-book/index.html): Get the new book here! All books will be signed by the author. Because Fuck You That's Why. (796 words)
- [Subversive Cross Stitch: 50 F*cking Clever Designs For Your Sassy Side](/content/products/subversive-cross-stitch-50-f-cking-clever-designs-for-your-sassy-side.html): Get the new book here! All books will be signed by the author. Because Fuck You That's Why. (538 words)
- [Privacy policy – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/policies/privacy-policy/index.html): The original since 2003. Snarky cross stitch kits, patterns and supplies for the modern crafter. Mind your fingers! (1,865 words)
- [Terms of service – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/policies/terms-of-service/index.html): The original since 2003. Snarky cross stitch kits, patterns and supplies for the modern crafter. Mind your fingers! (3,293 words)
- [Custom and Commercial Work – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/pages/custom/index.html): Custom cross stitch for print, advertising, corporate and personal gifts. (607 words)
- [Wholesale – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/pages/wholesale/index.html): The original since 2003. Snarky cross stitch kits, patterns and supplies for the modern crafter. Mind your fingers! (312 words)
- [How-To – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/pages/how-to/index.html): This is where you'll find animated instructions and other handy tools.   A quick overview of what matters most by Jenny Lawson of TheBloggess.com 29 Ridiculously Helpful Tips For Anyone Who Wants To Learn How To Cross Stitch by Elizabeth Lilly at Buzzfeed How to Cross Stitch! by the by awesome Becky Stern. How To Use a (1,089 words)
- [Shipping Schedule – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/pages/shipping-schedule/index.html): Meet our Shipping Magnate, Chris. He's a game changer. He's not daydreaming, he's solving problems before they happen.  He ships your goodies while you're sleeping.He includes tracking numbers with every order.If you overpay for shipping, he refunds it.If you need a special gift note, he excels.  Got a problem? Contact (1,260 words)
- [About Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/pages/about-us/index.html): There are MANY copycats, but you've found the original! How are we different? Not only was I the first to think about putting the "F" in cross stitch 20 years ago--our kits are TOP QUALITY: we always use silver-grade fabric from DMC/Charles Craft--we have it shipped across the country to a diecutter so it has our signa (1,324 words)
- [Freakily Asked Questions – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/pages/faq/index.html): Is my satisfaction guaranteed? Your satisfaction is our top priority - we built our reputation on it. The great thing about having our own little business is that we can make our customers super-happy and we've been doing it for 20 years (as of 2023). There's no one in "corporate" who puts limits on what we can say or  (2,201 words)
- [Subversive infiltrates Home Bureau – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/blogs/blog/subversive-infiltrates-home-bureau/index.html): Cindy Johnson, a new Subversive stitcher, told us about her Zoom stitching group and also about the tradition of Home Bureau. So fascinating that I asked her to write a blog post to share the idea. I think we should all revive the idea of Home Bureau and make it Subversive! During the pandemic of 2020, the National Nor (794 words)
- [Blog – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/blogs/blog/index.html): The original since 2003. Snarky cross stitch kits, patterns and supplies for the modern crafter. Mind your fingers! (851 words)
- [Meet Hannah of Heretic Designs! – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/blogs/blog/meet-hannah-of-heretic-designs/index.html): I'm excited to say we've added Heretic Designs as an official guest contributor and I'm finally introducing her! Here's Hannah in her own words--be sure to click here to see new designs as we add them. My name is Hannah Lewis, and I’m the owner and designer behind Heretic Designs, where I create fun, empowering, and on (498 words)
- [OMG GOP WTF Pillow Case Deluxe Kit – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/omg-gop-wtf-pillow-case-deluxe-kit/index.html): Enjoy this deluxe kit, which includes everything you need to turn this gorgeous pillow blank into a stitched masterpiece! The quality of these cotton-linen blend pillowcases is just stunning. I've been looking for nice cases like this with the Aida woven into the pillow fabric for over 10 years! I finally found them ju (677 words)
- [The Horrors Persist But So Do I by OddlySpecificXStitch – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/the-horrors-persist-but-so-do-i-by-oddlyspecificxstitch.html): I have long admired this design from Chantelle at OddlySpecificXStitch and the timing couldn't be better. Hang in there! (567 words)
- [Orange Cat Tin Needle Keeper – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/orange-cat-tin-needle-keeper/index.html): Sweet little tin kitty needle keeper to keep you company. Degen collaborated with Knit Club's Sarah Green to bring these vintage-inspired orange cat tins to life and I'm so in love with them!  (525 words)
- [If Not Now, Then When? – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/if-not-now-then-when/index.html): And if not you, who? (544 words)
- [I Have Been Civilized Long Enough – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/i-have-been-civilized-long-enough/index.html): For every time you’ve bitten your tongue and smiled politely… hang on! (549 words)
- [Big Collaboration with Mary Bruno of Bruno Press! – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/blogs/blog/big-collaboration-with-mary-bruno-of-bruno-press/index.html): This collaboration started when I saw a letterpress poster by Mary Bruno (Bruno Press) inspired by one of my cross stitch designs—printed partly with LEGOS, no less. I reached out, we talked, and instantly realized we share the same creative energy. The result is this large cross stitch kit I designed (beautifully stit (379 words)
- [Skull Scissors by SUCK UK – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/skull-scissors-by-suck-uk/index.html): They're back! Straight from one of my favorite brands, SUCK UK: From eerie everyday tasks to creepy crafts, these heavy duty scissors are both a handy and haunting accessory in equal measure. Multipurpose and innovative, use them to trim your plants, snip your needlework, or even groom your facial hair. Made from highl (570 words)
- [Cross Stitch-able Tote Bag: Natural – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/cross-stitch-able-tote-bag-natural/index.html): I finally found some well-made, roomy tote bags worth your while! Stitch your favorite Subversive pattern on this tote --  any of our designs will fit! Send us your photos and we'll show them here.   Get the free Fucking Awesome Tote Bag PDF here.   This natural tote is 100% cotton from Charles Craft and the bottom is  (595 words)
- [PDF: Set of four glow-in-the-dark Halloween... – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/pdf-glow-halloween-set/index.html): You get all four of these patterns for Halloween which glow in the dark: Trick My Treat, Be My Boo, Happy Fucking Halloween and Bat Shit Insane. (560 words)
- [Subversive Supplies – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/supplies/index.html): Why trudge out to the craft store when you can have supplies delivered to your door? (269 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Tagged "lyrics" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/lyrics/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (829 words)
- [Mr. Stevers! – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/blog/2018/03/30/mr-stevers/index.html): Introducing Mr. Stevers! I first noticed him stitching a bunch of my pieces and posting them on Instagram, so I hired him to stitch several of the new designs for my last book (and you can bet I'll hire him again!) He’s been stitching for more years than he cares to admit and recently took to designing—which is when I  (448 words)
- [Instantly-Delivered Cross Stitch PDFs from SubXS – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/pdfs/index.html): PDF Cross Stitch patterns delivered instantly via email. Browse or search over 600 patterns! (733 words)
- [Search: 69 results found for "halloween" – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/search/index.html): The original since 2003. Snarky cross stitch kits, patterns and supplies for the modern crafter. Mind your fingers! (326 words)
- [Grab Your Balls, It's Pickling Season by Mr. Stevers – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/grab-your-balls-its-pickling-season-by-mr-stevers/index.html): Design by Mr. Stevers! Meet him in the blog.   This design fits our 5x7" frames! (570 words)
- [Mini Frame Kit: Dumpster Fires by Edwin Z. Canary – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/products/mini-frame-kit-dumpster-fires-by-edwin-z-canary/index.html): The dumpster fire is becoming a perennial favorite. And what's better than ONE dumpster fire to express our feelings? Choices! Burn it all down! Pattern by Edwin Z. Canary. Meet Edwin in the blog!   Kit comes with everything you need: - One gold frame- 14-count fabric- instructions - color charted design- two size 24 n (598 words)
- [Alt Kits at Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/alt-kits/index.html): Alternatives to regular cross stitch kits: unusual things to stitch on, supplies included! (871 words)
- [Holidays Cross Stitch Kits from SubXS – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/holidays/index.html): Basic and Deluxe holiday cross stitch kits for all your holiday needs! (802 words)
- [Subversive Cross Stitch Kits](/content/collections/all-kits/index.html): Basic and Deluxe Cross Stitch Kits for all your subversive stitching needs. (859 words)
- [What's New – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/featured/index.html): Here's where you'll find all of our latest additions, hot off the press. (269 words)
- [Books – Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/collections/the-book/index.html): Welcome to my book signing! Order a signed book without having to stand in line. We also have bookplates available if you bought your book elsewhere. (324 words)

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- [Contact Subversive Cross Stitch](/content/pages/contact/index.html): QUESTION ABOUT ORDER OR SHIPPING? scsshippingmagnate@gmail.com   DIDN'T RECEIVE YOUR PDF? subversivecrossstitch@gmail.com Please check your spam folder first as the PDFs come from "getsy". We no longer replace PDFs that have been lost, so please be sure to back up your data or repurchase.   Got a question for Julie tha (336 words)

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